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30 Things God Would Never Say

There are many sources that can help us down the path of Christian Faith. Sometimes humor can assist us on that journey. It may help to remember that when we encounter a problem or a difficult situation in life, God does not have the same re-actions or restrictions as we do.

Tags: Christian, faith, God, humor
icon1 Published by Elena H. in Christianity on August 29, 2007 | 4 responses

  1. “It occurs to me…”
  2. “Wow, that’s a surprise !”
  3. “Whatever !”
  4. “Wish I’d thought of that.”
  5. “Boy, I wish I hadn’t done that!”
  6. “Messed that one up!”
  7. ”Gotcha!”
  8. “Can I have a do-over?”
  9. “Wish I’d known that was gonna happen!”
  10. “I’m just not sure about that…”
  11. “I just don’t think I could swing that.”
  12. “Guess I’ll just have to try harder.”
  13. “I didn’t mean to do that.”
  14. “I wish I’d done that sooner.”
  15. “I wish I’d known then what I do now.”
  16. “I’ll do better next time.”
  17. “If I could just remember….”
  18. “His/Her name is on the tip of my tongue.”
  19. “Now where did I put that…”
  20. “Now, what am I gonna do /”
  21. “It just dawned on me…”
  22. “Wow, that was a close call.”
  23. “Maybe I over/under estimated.”
  24. “I guess I was wrong about that.”
  25. “I don’t know, what do you think ?”
  26. “Id like to help, but I just can’t take on another project right now.”
  27. “Oh, phooey!”
  28. “I think I’ll reconsider my options.”
  29. “There’s just so much I can do.”
  30. “I just can’t make up my mind.”

“For my thoughts [are] not your thoughts, neither [are] your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For [as] the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.” Isaiah 55:8-9

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4 Responses to “30 Things God Would Never Say”

  1. Beatrice Adams says:
    August 30, 2007 at 8:19 am

    Very refreshing! Hunorous, but still sound theology. Good job!

  2. Shashana says:
    September 6, 2007 at 8:24 am

    I love Isaiah!! this is good

  3. Larry H. says:
    September 6, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    It would be so great if we never had to say these things but it is even more wonderful that we have already been forgiven for falling short of the mark if we believe in the One and only Son of God, Jesus Christ of Nazereth.

  4. Linda Ann Nickerson says:
    January 16, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    This posting is so true. Praise our omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient God! Only He is worthy!

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