Apparently

Apparently, all sinners would die and go to hell when the world finally comes to an end. Apparently we are all sinners. Would hell be big enough for us all then? Imagine the whole world, with billions of people all in one place. Maybe that would be the hellish part of it all. Apparently, the fire in hell doesn’t abate, burns for eternity. Apparently, you do not die from the fire. Just burning and burning, pain echoing through your whole body.  Apparently, that should be a deterrent for all sinners. Still though, a lot of us continue to sin. Apparently, it’s in a human’s nature to sin.  Imagine all the temptations of the world. Apparently, we should avoid them to have any chance of going to heaven.

A girl wearing a skimpy bikini, truanting it all on your face: Apparently, you should have courage to ignore it, see her for the human being she is, not those lovely curves. Then maybe your chances of entering heaven could increase. Human nature doesn’t tell you to resist though. In fact it tells you but to seize the moment. Get the girl if you could and satisfy all your wildest desires. Apparently, that’s where you would be going wrong. You must shed your human nature and become more Godly. Avoid temptations, even though it’s staring you right in the eye. Of course all humans could be is just human. How can they avoid being what they only know to be? Apparently, that’s what would save us though. What a challenge.

Apparently, having a kid outside marriage is a sin, let alone the act to make one. Who is not doing it this days? Could we be all doomed? Apparently, doing it (sex of course), before marriage, taints your image before God. But what if it takes long before you find that special someone? What if it takes thirty, or forty years? What red blooded man can wait that long. And you wonder why we are all doomed. Sex, apparently, was meant for reproduction. Your average guy might disagree. And for fun as well, he’ll declare. The bible argues that only married men are to enjoy the pleasures of sex. You cant help but think, people who make condoms have already committed a sin. They encourage all the sex we can get, as long as we are using a condom of course. The poor guys must have been thinking they are saving us, from all the disease and everything that comes with unprotected sex. Apparently, thinking about sex itself is a sin, yet ninety percent of men think of sex every five minutes. How often we sin.

Pastors, apparently, should guide and council us. Yet, some have been found to be rather too interested in young boy’s behinds, (think Catholic Pastors). And there are some of course, who preach that giving all our wealth to them increases our chances of getting to heaven. They urge us to donate it all, our salaries, televisions and cars. All for the love of God of course. They in turn are living lavishing, driving some of the best cars in the world and living in some of the biggest mansions one would ever see.  Apparently the wealth, of course is not theirs, but for God. They are just holding the material on his behalf. Really, for people who sin every five minutes, why even bother. How much of our material would we end up giving up?

 Apparently with prayer, we all would be forgiven for our sins. Can’t we just pray every time we sin? Then we would not have to give our pastors anything. I guess God can understand. It’s a recession anyway.

Drinking, apparently is bad for anyone. It is the root of all evil, apparently. Probably true. The pastors who had been found to have gone behind the young boys back, (literally), apparently, had drugged them first. But then, so is everything. Isn’t money as bad? It is the thought of money which has with it produced so many “Pastors”. Those pastors, encourage us, ever so mighty fully to give as much money as we could to God. The more we give, the more God appreciates us, apparently. But how do we know if it’s true what the pastors are saying. Many have been found to be crooks who have a long history of crime or conning. Sinning, even being done with God’s name.

What of those who die suddenly. A guy traveling on his car, not knowing he’s going to die, all of a sudden, boom; he is in a car crash and dies. What if he was thinking of going to church the following day and praying for all his sins? Does he still go to hell? Apparently so.  Or a guy suffering an immediate heart attack. Certainly he didn’t plan it. He still goes to hell if he had been sinning. Apparently.

So what do we do to avoid falling into the furies of hell? Pray, and pray very hard, and stay away from sinning. That means avoiding all the humanly pleasures available to you, and following the book to order. That would help. Apparently.