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A man had the chance to talk to God. He wanted to know what’s the difference between the life in this mortal world and the life in the heavens.
The man: Oh my dear God!
Almighty God: Yes, my dear servant?
The man: How long is 1 second in heaven?
Almighty God: 1 second in heaven is like 1000 years in your mortal world my servant.
The man: Oh dear God!
Almighty God: What’s your request my dear servant?
The man: How about 1 cent? How much is 1 cent worth in heaven?
Almighty God: 1 cent in heaven is worth 1 million dollars on earth.
The man: Oh dear God, can you give me 1 cent from heaven?
Almighty God: Yes my servant. Give me 1 second.
For God the past is as transparent as the present and the future. The Almighty knows what we are still to discover.
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great article
Only our father really know our need, he not concerned with our wants, good write, I enjoyed.
I am always careful for what I ask for since my request might have Godly consequences. I liked your submission.
good thoughts
Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:Matthew
ha! ha! ha! What Heaven does not have installment plan? Half now and the rest in the 1000 years
When you do get to receive a Million Dollars can you please share a bit of it with me LOL!
Great post Sharif !
nice one^_^
very humorous,witty and nice post
Having a God with a sense of humor is no laughing matter. LOL
Wow.Interesting to read.
That was funny.
Ha..ha so refreshing.
Lol!
God does have sense of humor so be careful what you wish for.
Cute!
Good sharing. Its nice way to communicate & increase good writing also gets best opportunity online through comments.
Life is sharing. And I agree with Sharifa, god might have sense of humor!
Thank you my friend.
Interesting, I learn something, thanks for sharing the wisdom.
By the way, God may give me 10cents this Friday (the big prize toto), I don’t ask for much, I only wish for 1 cent.
Joke but hope it turn out to be true.
LOL…hehehehe very good, very good!
Very witty.
Wonderful write
Ah! I like that piece. I am waiting for my request from god also.
Great share.
good post.nice share……..
Thanks very funny. Thanks for sharing.
Great Post…well written….
A different kind of story and interesting
A different kind of story
Hilarious. We could not really outsmart God.
A great one, Sharif. God must be kind that the man will have lived a hundred lifetimes before a million dollars wish could be heard. By then, that amount may seem worthless if the exchange rate quadrupled.
Clever, but it is not money God is referring to .
It would be so cool if some fell from heaven in my direction lol.
Cool beyond words. Funny and just…very worldly:)
To be honest Sharif…I would rather have 1 cent from heavent too if it mean a million dollars on earth…what I’d do with the money!…probably spend it in one second!!…hehehehehahaha
Heaven…I mean heaven damn it!…hehehe
Really funny post!