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Home » Islam » Oh Dear God! Can You Give Me a Million Dollars?

Oh Dear God! Can You Give Me a Million Dollars?

A man had an opportunity to talk to God. This were the three questions he asked the Almighty. A Sufi humor explaining that time and space do not exist outside of the universe.

Tags: humor, Islam, Religion and Spirituality, Sufi
Published by Sharif Ishnin in Islam on February 22, 2010 | 34 responses

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A man had the chance to talk to God. He wanted to know what’s the difference between the life in this mortal world and the life in the heavens.

The man: Oh my dear God!

Almighty God: Yes, my dear servant?

The man:  How long is 1 second in heaven?

Almighty God: 1 second in heaven is like 1000 years in your mortal world my servant.

The man: Oh dear God!

Almighty God: What’s your request my dear servant?

The man: How about 1 cent? How much is 1 cent worth in heaven?

Almighty God: 1 cent in heaven is worth 1 million dollars on earth.

The man: Oh dear God, can you give me 1 cent from heaven?

Almighty God: Yes my servant. Give me 1 second.

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34 Responses to “Oh Dear God! Can You Give Me a Million Dollars?”

  1. chellsy says:
    February 22, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    great article

  2. diamondpoet says:
    February 22, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    Only our father really know our need, he not concerned with our wants, good write, I enjoyed.

  3. Goodselfme says:
    February 22, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    I am always careful for what I ask for since my request might have Godly consequences. I liked your submission.

  4. johnnydod says:
    February 22, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    good thoughts
    Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:Matthew

  5. 8Shei8 says:
    February 22, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    ha! ha! ha! What Heaven does not have installment plan? Half now and the rest in the 1000 years :)

  6. AlmaG says:
    February 22, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    When you do get to receive a Million Dollars can you please share a bit of it with me LOL! :) Great post Sharif !

  7. joyhyena29 says:
    February 22, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    nice one^_^

  8. Hepsi.M says:
    February 22, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    very humorous,witty and nice post :-)

  9. T. S. Lewis says:
    February 22, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    Having a God with a sense of humor is no laughing matter. LOL

  10. pearl2010 says:
    February 22, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    Wow.Interesting to read.

  11. Videomark says:
    February 22, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    That was funny.

  12. Eunice Tan says:
    February 22, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    Ha..ha so refreshing.

  13. SharifaMcFarlane says:
    February 23, 2010 at 12:37 am

    Lol!
    God does have sense of humor so be careful what you wish for.

  14. S A JOHNSON says:
    February 23, 2010 at 2:25 am

    Cute!

  15. willyonline says:
    February 23, 2010 at 4:18 am

    Good sharing. Its nice way to communicate & increase good writing also gets best opportunity online through comments.

  16. Francois Hagnere says:
    February 23, 2010 at 8:09 am

    Life is sharing. And I agree with Sharifa, god might have sense of humor!
    Thank you my friend.

  17. Starpisces says:
    February 23, 2010 at 8:28 am

    Interesting, I learn something, thanks for sharing the wisdom.
    By the way, God may give me 10cents this Friday (the big prize toto), I don’t ask for much, I only wish for 1 cent.
    Joke but hope it turn out to be true.

  18. lisa leverton says:
    February 23, 2010 at 8:29 am

    LOL…hehehehe very good, very good!

  19. Authoress Terry E. Lyle says:
    February 23, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Very witty. :)

  20. drelayaraja says:
    February 23, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Wonderful write :)

  21. Leon Pryce says:
    February 24, 2010 at 10:08 am

    Ah! I like that piece. I am waiting for my request from god also.

  22. K Kristie says:
    February 24, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    Great share.

  23. sambhafusia says:
    February 25, 2010 at 2:20 am

    good post.nice share……..

  24. simplewriter says:
    February 25, 2010 at 9:58 am

    Thanks very funny. Thanks for sharing.

  25. qasimdharamsy says:
    February 25, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Great Post…well written….

  26. devsir says:
    February 25, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    A different kind of story and interesting

  27. devsir says:
    February 25, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    A different kind of story

  28. athena goodlight says:
    February 27, 2010 at 9:03 am

    Hilarious. We could not really outsmart God.

  29. deep blue says:
    February 27, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    A great one, Sharif. God must be kind that the man will have lived a hundred lifetimes before a million dollars wish could be heard. By then, that amount may seem worthless if the exchange rate quadrupled.

  30. standingproud says:
    March 1, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    Clever, but it is not money God is referring to .

    It would be so cool if some fell from heaven in my direction lol.

  31. zoeyclark says:
    March 14, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Cool beyond words. Funny and just…very worldly:)

  32. XXElleXX says:
    March 27, 2010 at 4:35 am

    To be honest Sharif…I would rather have 1 cent from heavent too if it mean a million dollars on earth…what I’d do with the money!…probably spend it in one second!!…hehehehehahaha :-)

  33. XXElleXX says:
    March 27, 2010 at 4:37 am

    Heaven…I mean heaven damn it!…hehehe :-)

  34. No Name 1 says:
    August 29, 2010 at 11:26 am

    Really funny post!

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