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Home » Religion » “Get Right – God is Coming”

“Get Right – God is Coming”

“The Earthquake Girl” is born.

Tags: amp, Ashanti Staten, disasters. funny, Earthquake Girl, eartquake, God, godafi, humor, hysteria, Irene, people, Religion, terrorism, viral video
Published by Martin Kloess in Religion on August 27, 2011 | 12 responses

August 27, 2011: On Tuesday, August 23 at 1:51 p.m., a 5.8 magnitude earthquake struck Virginia. The quake was said to be felt from South Carolina up through New England, and even in Toronto. According to the US Geological Survey, the area felt two aftershocks Tuesday night and Wednesday morning with magnitudes of 2.8 and 2.2. No major damages were reported.

Now hurricane Irene, a ferocious and slow-moving storm, smashed into North Carolina this morning. It is moving up the Eastern Seaboard, flooding low-lying areas and knocking out power to as many as 1 million customers. Irene is forcing the densely populated regions of Philadelphia, Washington, D.C., and New York City to take unprecedented steps as they brace for the impact. Irene is expected to continue its northward path through New England before weakening early Sunday morning.

Meanwhile in cyber space, “The Earthquake Girl” is born. On August 24, a local radio station (AMP 98.7) posted an interview with Ashanti Staten of Alexandria, Virginia. “Puddin followed up with the Alexandria, Va resident to shake loose a little extra. You gotta hear what Earthquake girl reveals”, reads radio notes. On August 26, the Earthquake Girl struck the west coast.

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The earthquake has passed and so will Irene, but out from the middle came the “Earthquake Girl”, Staten.

Enjoy

 

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Sources: YouTube, CNSNEWS

 

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12 Responses to ““Get Right – God is Coming””

  1. Wrath Warbone says:
    August 28, 2011 at 12:03 am

    Well, I don’t know. I don’t think all those bombs they pounded Iraq with helped much either. And they blew off a lot of A bombs in Nevada as tests. All that might have damaged the Earths insides enough to make earthquakes more likely. But that doesn’t mean that God isn’t coming. I should have had a good time while the party was on. Looks like folks are heading back home at this late hour. Might be a good idea to do the same.

  2. UncleSammy says:
    August 28, 2011 at 12:08 am

    Nice Share

  3. thelyricwriter says:
    August 28, 2011 at 12:20 am

    You do make a good point and I commit you to sticking with the word of God. I believe we have caused global warming and we are beginning to see the effects of it. I believe both events are just out of the blue. The world has been thought to end over 1,000 times now, literally. It was quite the article. I am not saying that God isn’t coming though. I mean no disrespect. I believe in God myself. So many people say this, but in the Bible, it says nobody will know when he is coming. Since everyone these days continue to say the same thing, I believe the time is not now. But you never know. Your doing the right thing though brother. I salute you for that. Keep on keeping on. God Bless.

  4. Vedant Goel says:
    August 28, 2011 at 12:48 am

    nice share

  5. Socorro Lawas says:
    August 28, 2011 at 1:24 am

    Are these the indications that God is coming?

  6. ittech says:
    August 28, 2011 at 2:12 am

    good post

  7. aroosamorose says:
    August 28, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Nice.

  8. The Elements says:
    August 28, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    Sure God is coming…

  9. thelyricwriter says:
    August 28, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Hey Martin! I honestly didn’t realize that. I had to watch the video for a second time and I see it now. Great stuff!

  10. final75 says:
    August 28, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Good post

  11. lapasan says:
    August 28, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    Let us hope and pray that there will be less natural calamities.

  12. Anj M says:
    August 28, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    Nice article..

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